I think the Bunny Rabbit Stole my Pants, Daddy!

This is gonna sound silly, but I’m telling you the truth, Daddy.

I was sitting right here like a good girl and I wasn’t wandering off, because you told me to be a good girl and not wander off while you went inside to get me a drink.

But then this bunny rabbit hopped by and challenged me to a hopping contest.

But I told that bunny rabbit that I was being a good girl.  And it asked me if I was a scaredy cat and I said no and it said I was and I was like No Way and it was like Yes Way – and then I said Fine, I’ll win the hopping contest and be sitting back down before my Daddy comes back.

So I got up and we hopped to the edge of the yard but the bunny rabbit won.  But he was a fair bunny and he said I lost because my pants got in the way.  So I took them off and we hop-raced right back here.

I won that second race, but when I turned around, the bunny was gone and so were my pants!

So what I’m trying to say is:  I think the bunny rabbit stole my pants, Daddy.  If the bunny rabbit didn’t steal my pants, then I have no idea where they went.

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25 “Out-n-Abouts”