Don’t You Forget the Diapers

Don’t You Forget The Diapers
(To the tune of Billy Joel’s ”We Didn’t Start The Fire”)

DPF, Spring Fling ’93 is everything
Mommy Swirvin havin’ parties, DiaperFest is hot
See you at the ski resort in Vermont, all in sort
Bring your Depends and your Attends
Don’t forget the cloth

Plastic Pants, Catalogs, Playboy Articles
Cassette correspondence going coast to coast
Newsletters as the means,
Florida gets in the scene
All the dreaming and the scheming
Soon the waiting’s “goodbye”

Don’t you forget the diapers
It’s our greatest yearning since the kink’s been turning
So don’t you forget the diapers
On the backs of giants, we now stand defiant

Montel Williams, Donahue,
Jerry Springer – Big F#%& You
Sally Jessy, All the Rest
The Talk Show Crock!
Press on, Won’t be long,
World Wide Web is coming on
Dot Com and once again DPF Rocks!

Wet Set, Baby Matt’s, Geocities growing fast
Care4baby, diapermates,
Daily Diapers, ABspace
ABY, diaperdate,
ADISC, diaperedanime
Diaperspace, Smiley’s Place,
Wetting Wonderland and

Don’t you forget the diapers
It’s our greatest yearning since the kink’s been turning
So don’t you forget the diapers
On the internet, we can now connect

DPRTube, Fox Tales, ABKingdom, Diaperpals
Diaper-dreams, diapercrush, abfinder, not enough
Yahoo groups, DLTown, ABDLPixel-bound
Daddys-Girl.net, SocialABDL then …

Don’t you forget the diapers
It’s our greatest yearning since the kink’s been turning
So don’t you forget the diapers
At our fingertips, we’ve now got pics and clips

Podcasts, ebooks, munches now in every nook
And then, we begin hotel conventions
House parties and the diapered model mania
Then the AB Companies, on clips4sale – buy your dreams
Clothing, accessories, love in diapers – if you please
Yesterday blown away, only one thing left to say

Don’t you forget the diapers
It’s our greatest yearning since the kink’s been turning
So don’t you forget the diapers
We can’t wear them all, but can we take roll call

Bambino, Molicare, ABU, Comfy Care
Tykables, Fabine, Dotty the Pony
DC, Amor, Crinklz and Northshore
ColorBottoms and Tena, First Street, Abena,
Classy comfort, Aww So Cute, Tranquility – if you choose
Carousel, ForSite, Rearz, Qtty, XP Site
We’re sure that there will be more, says the Gods of Diaper law
Here to crinkle evermore, just so long as you make sure

Don’t you forget the diapers
It’s our greatest yearning since the kink’s been turning
So don’t you forget the diapers
‘Cause when we they are gone
We will still yearn on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on (and on)

Don’t you forget the diapers
It’s our greatest yearning since the kink’s been turning
So don’t you forget the diapers
On the backs of giants, we now stand defiant

Don’t you forget the diapers
It’s our greatest yearning since the kink’s been turning
So don’t you forget the diapers
On the internet, we can now connect

Don’t you forget the diapers
It’s our greatest yearning since the kink’s been turning
So don’t you forget the diapers
At our fingertips, we’ve now got pics and clips

Don’t you forget the diapers
It’s our greatest yearning since the kink’s been turning

One response to “Don’t You Forget the Diapers

  1. Darn, I knew I was forgetting something….

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