Is Your Crate Crinkly?


I see wishlists on people’s profiles all over the place, links to sites like Amazon that have assortments of different items … from bottles to outfits to hair accessories to some items a little naughtier than all of that.  (I once created my own wishlist as a joke of sorts.  And hey, if anyone had been willing to buy me that $825 pair of Zorro boots, I certainly wouldn’t have turned them down.)

But if you look at these different wishlists that people make, you begin to detect themes – some themes that are obvious like ABDL, others that are subtly obvious like gothic and still some that require a little more studying to figure out like the combinations of Hello Kitty, cherry lip balm, The Suicide Squad and Pop Rocks candy.

These lists, no matter how organized or random, reveal a little bit about who we are.  Sometimes, I believe that there really isn’t enough creativity presently to come up with new things or new concepts – like Hollywood having delved into a plethora of comic book movies or remakes of classic movies.  As Christian Slater said in Pump Up the Volume: “… all the great themes have been used up and turned into theme parks.”

But sometimes the best thing about deep thoughts like that isn’t what they prove to be right, rather, how they sometimes prove themselves to be wrong.

All that is needed is creativity, a little know-how and the desire to work on something until it is complete. 

And that is exactly what the creators of Crinkle Crate have and have done.

crinkle-crate A crinkle crate is a collection of ABDL items that are shipped to you once a month.  The company (of the same name), Crinkle Crate, give each of these gender neutrality, a theme and a discount price that cannot be matched.   Typically one of these crates will feature 4-6 premium diapers, 1 clothing or specialty item, logoand 1-3 accessories – all somewhat relating to the theme.  The total retail value of these items is right around $90, but when you get the monthly subscription from Crinkle Crate, you’ll only pay around a third of that price. 

Based out of California, Crinkle Crate started taking preorders on April 15th 2016, officially launched on June 1st and were shipping out the first orders by June 20th

The person who started this originally intended to start a new ABDL clothing line, but quickly realized, and I quote: “As I did more research into subscription businesses, I realized this would be a great benefit to our community to allow people to try new brands of diapers, clothing and accessories at a fraction of the normal high cost and it would also help those other ABDL companies that are just starting out trying to get their name out there”.

You can buy one crate and check it out before making the decision to stay subscribed for more.  If you don’t want any more, you can pause or cancel your subscription.

But wait!  It’s gets better …  There is no shipping cost in the U.S.  Whether you buy the premium crate, diaper crate, black box crate, red box crate or any of them, the shipping cost is $0.00!

A whole bunch of the usual questions come up pretty quickly – about things like discreet shipping, what countries can be shipped to, what specifically are in these crates and so on.

Rest assured, all of those questions and more are answered on a most impressive Frequently Asked Questions Page:

But let me answer a few of them here:

What previous themes have these crates had?

Playtime (June), Pool Party (July), Space (August), Vintage (September), Halloween (October), and Little Essentials (November). There are also the Black Box and Red Box crates (which are BDSM boxes that ship every three months.  These are the only gender crates they have).

pool-party   space   vintage   halloween   little-essentials

And, at the time that I wrote this posting, they had just introduced Diaper Crinkle Crate.

What specifically can I expect to receive in these crates?

Honestly, the sky is the limit.  And I can see many new things being added to this already remarkable list of previous items included:



Spoiled Footprint Diapers, Whale Cloth Diaper, Space Diapers, BareBum Diapers, Seduction Black Briefs



Onesie (green and white stripes), Space Suit, Trucks Bib, Black Footed Sleeper and Orange Plastic Pants



Pacifier (Green), Monkey Pacifier Clip, Turtle Bottle Hugger, Baby Bottle, Blanket, Glass Baby Bottle, NUK 5 Teat, White Pacifier, Pacifier Clip

Minion Toy, Keychain, DIY Space Toy, Space Gun, Custom Beach Towel, Drawstring Backpack, Inflatable Beach Ball Duck, Growing Sea Life Creatures, Glow in the dark stars and a Stuffed Elephant.

There are 31 different items on that list right there and I’m sure there are more.  But if the first six crates are any indication, crinkles crate of future months will make wishlists galore a little envious.

I cannot encourage you enough to check out their website and to see what you no longer need to wish for.


Zorro Daddy

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